Anyway, it’s done; put your feet up on Monday
and have some fun.
Yes, LADIES and GENTLEMEN, GIRLS and BOYS,
your election has been decided for you with lots of ploys.
You don’t have to leave your house or work or even make
a key stroke.
Aren’t we an amazing and smart folk?
The soothsaying newstainment media with their pesky, pushy
pollsters have done the job.
They’re sure to win prizes galore.
What will be their encore?
Oh, of course, a Fortune Teller’s Booth at the CNE
for lowly Canadians to explore.
These powerful omnipotents will show us our future
which will take flight;
oh, what a pure delight.