Yes, coming to a town hall near you, the Right Honourable JT will confess the falsehoods about “climate change” and the carbon tax scheme. Insiders say he has had an about-face and hopes for absolution and penance (particularly timely during Lent) for leading his flock astray.
That other JT with perfect hair will provide musical interludes (during the pregnant pauses) to augment the soothing words of contrition.
Could we get an AMEN?
Happy April Fools Day + one!